Human; you're going to have to keep guard ...

It's Sunday again & human's just home with my yummy take away.

Yummy roast chicken & gravy this week.

Look, she's put it on a nice plate for me & it's on my place mat, which very clearly says 'Little Miss Elsie Cat.'

Which means that it's mine.

Mine. 

No one else's.

You might remember the very sad thing that happened to me last Sunday when stupid greedy black-&-white sneaked in & stole my pork & gravy?

Well; it's not happening this week.

I'm keeping watch to make sure he doesn't sneak in again.

Only problem is, that whilst I'm sitting here watching out for him, I can't eat my yummy roast chicken & gravy.

This is no good,

Human; you're going to have to keep guard ...