Don't worry; I'll not get arrested ...

No human; no matter how long you stand down there looking up at me looking down at you, I'm not coming inside.

Of course, I might change my mind if you promise to give me some of those Dreamies you know I love.

Or if you promise to get me a nice new scratch post which is even better than this telegraph post I've found up here.  This one is especially good for sharpening my claws ready for a fight with the neighbourhood Toms who dare to come onto my wall.

And don't worry, I'll not get arrested for causing Criminal Damage. I don't think they have cells for cats in the human police station.