Twice today he's stolen from me. Twice in one day. Can you believe it? I know I couldn't.
But I had to. Because it really happened to me.
Earlier today I had a little conversation with a friend on Facebook about its being Sunday & the fact that on Sundays, my human goes somewhere for something called 'Sunday Dinner' and brings me back a take away.
When she went out today, I began imagining what I might get when she came home. My thoughts and tummy took me to thinking about pork and gravy ... yummy.
And so I wished & hoped & prayed that today my human would bring me pork & gravy.
And guess what?!?
Guess what was inside my take away?
Yes; my dream came true ....
Yummy, yummy pork & gravy!!
I was so happy!
I decided that I wouldn't eat it all straight away though.
I thought it was so yummy that I would just have a little taste & then save the rest for later. It's always good to have something to look forward to isn't it?
And what better thing to look forward to than yummy pork & gravy.
And look; my human even put it on a lovely proper plate for me!
And all was good in the house for a while.
Human went back onto her computer to do more work on PhD-thingy & I happily settled myself on the chair next to her, quite content in the knowledge that I had yummy pork & gravy waiting for me.
But then ...
It all went very badly wrong ...
Human heard the tell-tale signs of munching.
She went to investigate ...NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!
STUPID BLACK-&-WHITE WAS BACK.
AND NOT ONLY HAD HE EATEN WHAT WAS LEFT IN MY DINNER DISH, BUT HE'D ALSO EATEN MY TAKE AWAY!!! NO!!!!
My yummy pork & gravy that I'd been saving & looking forward to was gone.
We were just in time to see him running away again. With a very full tummy this time.
I was devastated.
Even my human felt sorry for me.
She gave me some Dreamies, which were yummy. But they weren't pork & gravy.
Stupid black-&-white got that.
I've now got to wait a whole other week before I get another take away ...
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